I don't know about anyone else, but there are just some things I think every guy should just know. Almost like common sense. If not, here are a few things you should take into consideration fellas ;)...
1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. Don't tell us when you think other girls are hot. Ever.
3. You don't have PMS, so don't act like you know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me you never will.
4. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
5. If you don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models.
6. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.
7. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
8. This is how we see it . . . Don't Call = Don't Care.
9. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.
10. We like you to be a little jealous, but overly possessive is not necessary.
11. Don't take longer to get ready than we do.
12. We don't like it when you act big in front of your "boys".
13. Laugh at our jokes.
14. Three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.
15. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to . . . you did something to make us mad
16. If you are not a good dancer, please be self-aware.
17. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting by the phone.
18. You don't have to spend a lot, if it means a lot.
19. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers.
20. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it, but it is extremely sweet.
21. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.
22. We are Drama queens; never forget that.
23. Fashion police do exist.
24. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about.
25. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
26. We don't shave our legs everyday: get over it.
27. Don't compare us to Pamela Anderson; parts of her are fake, just remember that. (Remember: you have a better shot at us than you ever will have with her.)
28. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why can't you aim in the toilet and not on it?
29. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn't think so!
30. If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.
31. Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.
32. Boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometiems . . . NEVER whitey-tighties, NEVER!
33. "Wife Beaters" are not an adequate form of fashion. See rule #23 ;)
34. If we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn star not your girlfriend.
35. Don't let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough.
36. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.
37. Clean your room before we come over.
38. Always brush your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity.
39. We will never have enough clothes or shoes!
40. Most importantly: we are always right in one way or another so don't forget that!
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