okay so i was read the back on things and noticed some of these, i got some from other people too,b ut take a look..seriously?!
Liquid Plummer: Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
Windex: Do not spray in eyes.
Toilet Plunger: Caution: Do not use near power lines.
Dremel Electric Rotary Tool: This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter: Safe to use around pets.
Bowl Fresh: Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.
Endust Duster: This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety
Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.
Baby Oil: Keep out of reach of children
Little Ones Baby Lotion: Keep away from children
Hair Coloring: Do not use as an ice cream topping.
Wet-Nap: Directions: Tear open packet and use.
Dial Soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
Stridex Foaming Face Wash: May contain foam.
Hairdryer: Do not use while taking a shower.
Old Spice Red Zone Deodorant: Use only on underarms. Do not take if allergic to Zantac.
Sleeping Pills: Warning: May cause Drowsiness
Christmas Lights: Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.
Bic Lighter: Ignite lighter away from face.
Komatsu Floodlight: This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark
Fire Extinguisher: Caution: Non-Flammable
Earplugs: These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe
Matches: Caution: Contents may catch fire.
Pepper Spray: Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.
Auto-Shade Widnshield Visor: Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from
windshield before starting ignition.
Fix-a-Flat: WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.
Rain Gauge: Suitable for outdoor use.
RCA Television Remote Control: Not Dishwasher Safe
Pine Mountain Fire Logs: Caution: Risk of fireTriops
Fish Food: Warning: Not for human consumption
Home Depot Treated Lumber: Do not consume
Hair Dryer: Warning: Do not use while sleeping.
Road Sign: Caution water on road during rain.
Camera: This camera will only work when film is inside.
Road Sign: Cemetery Road. Dead End
Church Parking Lot Sign: Thou shalt not park
Children’s Superman Costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
Silk Soy Milk: Shake well and buy often
Air Conditioner: Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
Rowenta Iron: Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
Slush Puppy Cup: This ice may be cold
American Airlines Peanuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
Nabisco Easy Cheese: For best results, remove cap.
Swanson TV Dinners: This product must be cooked before eating.
Hershey’s Almond Bar: Warning: May contain traces of nuts
Heinz Ketchup: Instructions: Put on food
500-piece puzzle: Some assembly required.
Beach Ball: CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.
Chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.
Bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
Hotel provided shower cap in a box: Fits one head.
Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert: Do not turn upside down (printed on bottom of the box).
Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
New Zealand insect spray: This product not tested on animals.
Container of salt: Warning: High in sodium
is society really that STUPID?!
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